Name: Don't Be A Dick - Vote 2024 Toys
Brand: American Dog
Price: 20.24 USD
Availability: InStock

orange and tan penis shaped dog toys with Trump & Harris cartoon faces

orange penis shaped dog toy with a Trump cartoon face

tan penis shaped dog toys with a Harris cartoon face

Color

Cheto-in-Chief

Comrade Caramel

The Swamp Collection (both toys)

Price

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100% Made in the USA

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It’s time to VOTE 2024! When you can’t actually Vote Dog, you can give your dog something to chew on leading up to this election. Our “Don’t Be a Dick - Vote 2024” toys let you show our politicians just how you feel about this election cycle. Let your dogs chew, your friends laugh, and order yours today!

Vote 2024 toys in either Cheto-in-Chief or Comrade Caramel $20.24 each. Order both together and save $5 that you can donate to your candidate - or dog rescue - of your choice!

But hurry - supplies are limited and ~~judgement~~ Election Day is coming soon! Don’t be a dick and order yours today!

Preorder available NOW! Actual product in pre-production. We have a concept of a product. It’s a great product. The best product. Actual product coming soon. Before the election. Shipping by 9/24/24. We promise - unlike our candidates we keep our promises here at American Dog!

USA Made!
8" of Hilarious Fun
Based on our Jolly Dick collection
Made from Super Soft Fleece
Squeaks and Floats!
Great for fetching and cuddling
Run. Play. Relax. Repeat...

All American Dog products will be shipped within 5 business days unless otherwise noted based on inventory levels. American Dog will make every effort to ship products as soon as possible and consumers will be notified immediately of any shipments or shipment delays. American Dogs strives to maintain a quick turnaround time on all products but will never skimp on quality.

All orders have a $6.95 flat rate shipping charge in the USA.

All orders over $250 receive free shipping in the USA.

All items are shipped via USPS and UPS.

American Dog will replace any unused toy at the point of purchase. Used American Dog toys will be replaced or refunded at American Dog’ discretion.

There are varying degrees of animals and their chew / play habits. Some dogs play with toys tenderly and lovingly. Other dogs set out to disassemble / deconstruct any and all toys. To that end, ALL DOGS must be supervised while at play. American Dog toys are for interactive play with you, the owner. Dogs should not be left unattended with any toy.

There is no such thing as an indestructible dog toy. American Dog does not claim to be a maker of indestructible dog products.

Please review our Warranty section for more information.

Don't Be A Dick - Vote 2024 Toys

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